For my mom, who is apparently in desperate need of a new desktop picture

It took all of my restraint not to geek out

Denzel. was. FEET. from. me. today.

Jerry and I are in the final scene of the movie.

Helicopters. An uber famous directer who said fuck freely on a megaphone. Wardrobe. Hair and makeup. Props. Free food. And we got paid.

IT WAS AWESOME.

UNSTOPPABLE

So remember that Denzel Washington movie Jerry and I auditioned to be extras in a month or so ago? We got called!

I will be a TV news reporter, and he's going to be one of my camera guys!

We have to be on the set at 6 a.m. tomorrow morning at some industrial warehouse for a full day of shooting, and rumors have it they're going to blow something up. Can't wait.

Not sure if Denzel is going to be there or not, but he and Chris Pine were shooting one street over from our house yesterday. By proximity, I am now one-degree of separation from both of them. WE PRACTICALLY LIVE TOGETHER.

Jerry says he's going to rent a tux for opening night.

A slight difference of opinion

"The only thing wrong with this buy-one, get-one-free bacon is that it's thick."

"So what's the problem?"

"Well, one slice is like four regular slices."

"I ask you again, so what's the problem?"

BUDDER! FLY! MOMMY!

Before anyone gets too excited about our monkey/banana trick-or-treating combo, Allison's butterfly costume came in the mail hours before her party last weekend. And SHE LOVES IT.

Every morning this week she has eaten breakfast in her wings and tutu.